June 2011
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December 2010
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November 2010
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One Photo Reviews [Internet Addiction] →
heylolasmalls:
A review of Paranormal Activity 2
Everyone has a website. Having a website is equivalent to having a belly button: every human has one. And if you’re one of those people…
October 2010
1 post
August 2010
12 posts
WatchThis negro sings now?!?!?! Hahahaha!
Me: How about [redacted]?
Jay: Nah, she bald headed. I like chicks with hair.
Me: I feel you but she can put tracks in.
Jay: I don't to mess with girls with tracks because as soon as you get aggressive they come out.
Me: [dead] hahaha!!
“The kind of woman I would like is the type of woman who after I tell her I’m...”
– From today’s post (via jozenc)
“That beat is hot’: those four words ruined hip-hop”
– Kevin Reeves
“Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures... →
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July 2010
32 posts
The Fine Art Of Gentlemanly Backhandedness
The long held knock on Democrats and liberals is that they are soft and have no backbone. Even with them holding a super majority in Congress and the presidency they still dither around as Republicans phone in “no” like they were minions of Seinfeld’s Soup Nazi.
If the Dems want legislation passed they need to have Rep. Anthony Wiener (D-N.Y.) show them a few things in the...
Leos →
Note: I’m a Leo. She hate us. But Leos are irresistible to her. Ha!
Hands down, THEE absolute most wretched astrological sign known to man. July 23-August 22. God (if you believe in him/her/it) signed a deal with the devil to permit him (devil man) to create these specimens of crap during this time period. I have no idea what the devil gave him in return; maybe…
Lawrence Fishburne’s Daughter Doing Porn? →
“Women worry about things men forget; Men worry about things women remember”
The 10 Worst Events That Happened To Black People →
“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy…”
– A Guy Named Vic Purcell
"... I don't think it's because she's a woman or... →
danyelsmith:
Danyel Smith on Lauryn Hill. The Toronto Star, 1999
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Glen Davis Teaches Us How To Dougie
Boston Celtics center Glen Davis decided to get in front of the camera to teach us how to Dougie. I thought he was injured? Anyway, it’s nothing worse than seeing a 6’9” 300 pound grown ass 24-year-old man get all feminine with it like he’s a 16-year-old in skinny jeans. The NBA should put out a league wide mandate prohibiting their...
“Inception” has entered into the category of a film people think they must...”
– Roger Ebert
Word of the Day: Shriveler →
Here's An Old Wale Article I Wrote For J'Adore Mag... →
It’s Tuesday, July 14th. Wale Folarin is sitting in with the Roots on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. He’s scheduled to perform with Daniel Merriweather later on his single “Changes.” Fallon wraps up an otherwise stale monolog with a joke about Larry King’s wife before introducing a young rapper that most in his audience has yet to know… [read the rest]
You Wouldn’t Want To Call 911 In Oakland,... →
This is like a new type of no snitching rule – not because you’re following some sort of code, because you can’t. Due to budget cutbacks and police layoffs in Oakland city police officers will now only be responding to certain 911 calls with everyone else having to fill out a form online.
Would You Watch A Movie About Facebook? →
THE GRAY WAY: 'The Village Voice' Features Dame... →
You couldn’t tell me I wasn’t apart of Roc-A-Fella Records growing up. A record label constructed by Jay-Z, Kareem ‘Biggs’ Burke, and the champagne-splashing, ultimate hustler that was Roc-A-Fella executive Dame Dash which transcended into a global lifestyle movement. It was all good just a…
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candiporn:
Everyone is a hipster on tumblr. It’s like “hey look at me, I’m so brooding and deep. I take pictures of the sidewalk at an angle and call it photography”…
“One of the most empowering feelings in the world is when someone simply says...”
– A Dude Named Austin Weatherington
Rick Ross Is A Swaggerjacker-er Of The Highest...
So Rick Ross is a swaggerjacker-er. He swaggerjacks without permission. I need this man to have at least one original thought when it comes to naming shit. His music is great. But outside of that, when this man likes the name of something he’s taking it. He’s like Leo in Inception but without that whole waiting until you’re asleep and creeping into your dreams to steal your...
“She said Fox showed no professionalism in continuing to bother her for an...”
– The Plum Line - Shirley Sherrod blasts Fox News as racist
Damn straight, Shirley Sherrod.
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